liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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gaytiers:

when people walk really slowly in front of me and then stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to somebody

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amoying:

pros of buy one get one free

  • free thing

cons of buy one get one free

  • buy thing
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antraxium:

American Horror Story: All seasons.

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I can’t breath through my nose

1 day ago on 09.14.14
Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
Me: *breathes*
Mom: no
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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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herohinata:

*gets down on one knee* will you….. match icons with me?

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xbox420:

no offense to the boring music fandom but i’d rather eat my own legs than listen to the 1975

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truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

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